Monday, January 9, 2012

Who wants to be my prom date? Now accepting applications . . .

( This blog post may be uninteresting to you at first, but I encourage you to keep going because it really does get better. . . The real post is at the end. I won't judge you too much if you just skip to it. )

I'd like you all to know that I chose not to write anything to post the past 4 days.
" But, Megan, choosing to be lazy doesn't make you any less lazy . . . In fact. . . it kind of makes you more lazy . . . "
Yeah, well. . . "shut up". 
Anyway . . . 

I bought a prom dress yesterday. It's quite pretty. I like it a lot. Yep. 
I was going to post a picture of it, but I think I'd rather just let you all live in suspense instead .

Anyway, I bought a prom dress, and then I realized I didn't have a prom date. hmmmmmm . . . 

I'll be attending two different proms. The prom for my own school and the prom for the school district in which I live. I wouldn't be at all surprised if my prom turns out to be a non-date prom. I mean, I'd be open to a date, but it's probably not the type of prom where you have to have a date and are expected to . . . 
The prom for my district, however, I will need a date for. 1) It is the kind of prom where you're expected to have a date; and 2) I'm not a student there, so I'm not really supposed to be there in the first place and therefore must be someone's outside date or they will make me stand outside alone . . .

So, I'll need a date. But not just anyone will do. I'm quite picky. So, I've made an application. I wish you all the best of luck.

Link to PDF [the application itself is the main part of the post, so DO read it...] :
Prom Date Application


  1. Just sent in my application. WATCH OUT BOYS - YOU DON'T HAVE A CHANCE NOW.
    LOLJK I'll be too busy being forever alone on prom night.

  2. reading the post:
    When i read the app:
    no other way to describe it.... rofl xD

  3. yeah. . . i was like . . . this is super boring right now . . . and any guys who read it are going to hate it even more . . . that's why i felt the need to add that little note. PLEASE JUST KEEP READING. IT DOES GET GOOD.

  4. Man this test is so easy... Whut? It's not a test? Oh.
    (/me returns to planning how he can avoid going Prom.)

  5. hahaha this is great..I think this is the first truly intelligent approach to choosing a prom date that I have ever seen.

  6. Heightism strikes again! Instant disqualification. Wow.

  7. Seems like you are one clever girl