|( oh, and the pants match )|
walking to helene's.
in my penguin pajamas.
... i just #thisisn'ttwitter -ed my own hashtag ...
. . . #likeaboss
It's a GIANT 6 wheeled pristine white truck. On the side where an ad would usually go, there will be a huge mural of llamas and butterflies [naturally, because everyone knows that llamas and butterflies are in a symbiotic relationship]. The interior has to be REALLY BRIGHT white. And the wheels are "all big and manly".She then paused for a minute. Somehow, this description did not satisfy her. The llamas and butterflies simply weren't enough. Finally, she added:
"And I have to have a pet llamacorn riding with his head out the window and his tongue flapping in the wind."At that moment, I felt as though my soul had just exploded.
|(because my soul is actually made of rainbow confetti)|
"did i win?"