I love the internet (part 3)

3. The Anti-Joke Chicken (& anti-jokes in general): Gets me every time... 

Knock Knock!

Come in.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "What'll it be?" And the duck doesn't say anything because it's a duck.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park. 

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?

Nothing.

How do you make a plumber cry? 

Kill his family.

Knock Knock. 

Who's there?

To. 

To who?

To whom.

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint. 

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 

The Holocaust.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? 

He was hit by a bus.

Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear. 

Yo' momma's so fat, she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? 

We are both lawyers.

& my personal favorite: 

What's green and has four wheels?

Grass. I lied about the wheels. 

I love the internet. (part 2)

2. First Grade Problems: All that is good about "First World Problems", but with an added adorable bonus (And, at times, a slightly depressing relatability despite the supposed 10-year age difference...)

I love the internet (part 1)

There are only nine days left in January, and that means there are only nine days left of mandatory every-day posting. Thank goodness, because I'm running out of things to say...

So I'm going to give you a lovely sampling of some of my favorite things from the internet.

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1. First World Problems: This Oreo is missing the cream and the other cookie! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS?! (<--true story.)

^^(the third video curses at 3:20, so, if your're not cool with that, don't listen...)

There are so many amazing first world problems that it'd be impossible for me to try to pick favorites.
Instead, I give you this:
... Anndddd this.




And these: 

 ( one of my own personal first world problem moments )

( for Emmie (^_^) )